Yes, I’m fully aware that your style of flinging magic at a boss is balanced around having a legendary and Dark Intent. So’s mine.
Yes, I’m fully aware that the shadow priest I chose is the least DPSing of the three shadow priests I can pick. Not to mention the two or three moonkin I could pick, or the fire mage. I’m even aware of his low DPS when I don’t have meters running because you only ever bug me about it when he’s not the top performing shadow priest. It’s just like Mr. Recount Spam never spams when he’s not on the top, y’know?
You see, you like to bug me about DI every raid night. Sometimes every boss fight. Sometimes on off-nights. It was kind of funny the first couple of times you bugged me about it. Then it got annoying, and now I want you to fuck right off about it.
The guy I pick has been a pretty awesome DPSer ever since he joined our guild. He’s been a pretty solid shadow priest. He’s no slacker. He hardly ever dies of his own fault, so DI stays up the whole fight.
He’s also nice about my DI, unlike you. He never asked for it specifically. When I forget to apply it in trash, he asks politely once about it after all the trash is done. The one night I put DI on the other shadow priest for shits and giggles, he asked if he had lost the privilege of having my DI.
Yeah, that’s right, the privilege. It’s my spell after all, isn’t it?
And he explained to me nicely that he reforges around it and would like some heads up if it was indeed the case that I wasn’t going to be giving it to him anymore. Which would be a polite thing for me to do if I ever did change targets.
He didn’t ever demand it from me.
He doesn’t talk about his DPS when I forget it.
So I give it to him, because he doesn’t make me want Mists to come that much faster to change this godawful spell for me.
P.S. I’m so sorry, druids, about Symbiosis. I wish y’all luck on that.